I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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