Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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