VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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