I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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