why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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