What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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