im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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