I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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