i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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