Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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