p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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