Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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