Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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