And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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