do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Panties = found
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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