I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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