Quick, to the slutcave!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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