i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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