I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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