Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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