Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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