Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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