so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
