Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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