i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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