I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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