So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
