I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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