we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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