Kiss
Puke
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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