There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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