I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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