Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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