You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I love you.
Bad choice
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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