So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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