I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
