Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We left the knife in your bed.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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