dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
