The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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