I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
