We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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