I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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