There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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