Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it's like iHOP with fire
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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