She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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