he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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