winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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