So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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