When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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