I didn't shave. On purpose
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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