Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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