i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
third nipple confirmed
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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