Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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