3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
