quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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