Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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